FAQ:

Q: When will Triceratops be on tour again?

A: None of your business.

Q: Are the rumours of Schopenhauer’s substance abuse true?

A: No comment.

Q: Why Jesus?

A: Why not?

Q: What is the song/album “Tragedy, comedy & necrophilia” about?

A: Tragedy, comedy & necrophilia.

Q: How do you know that “Satan has a pebble in his shoe?”

A: He told us.

Q: Are the rumours of human sacrifice true?

A: No comment.

Q: Is it true that Cliff Hegel was a schlager singer?

A: Yes.

Q: Is Mitch Heidegger still involved in any kind of farming?

A: Yes.

Q: Can I buy eggs from him?

A: No.

Q: Is Schopenhauer single?

A: No, he is quadruple.